30 white horses on a red hill first they stamp then they champ then they stand still
Susan is a butcher. She is five feet, five inches and wears size 6 shoes. What does she weigh?
Q: What is faster – a hot or a cold?A: A hot, because everyone catches a cold!
I have keys but no locks and space and no rooms, you can enter, but you can’t go outside. what am I?
Why do bicycles fall over ? Because they’re two tired. What’s a pencil’s favourite country ? Pencilvania. What did the big flower say to the little flower ? Hi bud …
There are 6 girls. One is playing outside, one is jumping on the trampoline, one is playing chess, another is swimming and one is doing art. What is the 6th one doing?
Q – What sort of cheese would you use to coax a bear from their cave? A – Camembert.
Q – What do you call a man with a spade on his head? A – Doug Q – What do you call a man without a spade on his head? A – Douglas
Q – What do you call a deer with no eyes? A – No-eyed deer Q – What do you call a deer with no eyes, and no nose? A – Still no-eyed deer